skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

(via fryingnemo)

candyredterezii:

h-e-l-l—a:

h-e-l-l—a:

sure pumpkin flavored everything is nice but we’re forgetting what the best seasonal thing is

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(via fryingnemo)

cute-overload:

Big siblings are always such jerks!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Big siblings are always such jerks!
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

(via withallmybones)

(Source: gayspicy, via fryingnemo)

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

modmad:

thebowtimelord:

gOOGLE TURNED THEIR MAPS INTO A PIRATE TREASURE MAP FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY OMFG

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can I just point out

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(Source: bowtieforclara, via fryingnemo)

juilan:

Why you playing games?

juilan:

Why you playing games?

(via fryingnemo)

drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

(Source: jarethgonzalez, via theworldaccordingtotimmycap)

meanplastic:

I DID NOT EAT ASS!!! I find putting ur tonge inside someone’s poo poo hole DISGUSTENG!! A friend of mine did it to another guy and he feels ill and he cant even talk so thats why I’m asking the gay science side of tumblr if it’s common.

Keep my friend in ur prayers. God bless.

Gay science hahaha

"Your physical laws do not apply to us puny cishet"

(via fryingnemo)

overtheunderpass:

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

My buddy Rob and I are going to be a part of the audience tomorrow for a taping of this new show!! :D

(via itmakesmefeelsomop)

(Source: s-lb, via withallmybones)

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

(via ihaveastrippername)