- Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
- Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
- Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
- Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
- Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
- Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
- Asexual People: what
WhERE THE FUCK has HAWKEYe been Im LAUGhign sOOO HARD At the thought of Clint not having done fHCKING ANYYHINH FOR THE PAST LIKE YEAR OH MY GOD CLINT JUST SITS IN HIS APARTMENT EATING CAPTAIN CRUNch watching The Real housewives and thEres DISTANT EXPLOSIONS OUTSIDE AND MUFFLED SCREAMS
"Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ Not fucking this."